Nine Days's "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" Spoof - by Sylvia

[NOTE: This is sung by Link, about Zelda, when she's held captive by Ganon.]

This is a story of a girl Who cried a river 'cause someone needed to save her world And while she looks so sad in Ganon's land I abolutely love her when she smiles...

How many days has she been here? She woke up with hope but she only found tears How could Ganon so insincere Promising he would let her out, never for real As long as she stands there waiting Waiting as the hope goes through holes in her shoes How many days disappear That she's in Ganon's chamber, she really couldn't choose

Her clothes aren't as good as they were the last day And her hair isn't falling the right way But she never seems to run out of things to say...

This is a story of a girl Who cried a river 'cause someone needed to save her world And while she looks so sad in Ganon's land I abolutely love her when she smiles...

How many heros could say They beat Ganon to save this girl day after day How did it wind up this way Looking for her in the most obvious place As long as I stand here fighting Wearing out the clothes that I know I didn't choose How did I get here today Where I'm walking not to far and still wearing out my shoes

Her clothes aren't as good as they were the last day And her hair isn't falling the right way But she never seems to run out of things to say...

This is a story of a girl Who cried a river 'cause someone needed to save her world And while she looks so sad and lonely there I abolutely love her when she smiles...

Her clothes aren't as good as they were the last day And her hair isn't falling the right way But she never seems to run out of things to say...

This is a story of a girl Who cried a river 'cause someone needed to save her world And while she looks so sad in Ganon's land I abolutely love her

This is a story of a girl Whose pretty face she never hid from the world And when she looks so sad and lonely there I absolutely love her

This is a story of a girl Who cried a river 'cause someone needed to save her world And while she looks so sad in Ganon's land I abolutely love her when she smiles...

When she smiles...

Where You Are (Duet-Link and Saria) - by Christy Myren

Saria
There are times
I swear I know you're here
I forget about my fears
of the Evil King

You're watchin over me
In the Sacred Realm
But what will the future will bring
If he ever escapes

Then take me where you are
Where you and I will be together
Once again, we'll be fighting for freedom in Hyrule
Just like we used to do
And you'll be smilin back at me
Only then will I be free
When I can be, where you are

Link
And I can see your face
Your Ocarina I still play
Not a memory erased

Saria Oh, how I see your star
Shinin down on me
And I'd do anything
If I could just, be right there where you are

Where you and I will breathe together
Once again we'll be fighting for freedom in Hyrule
Just like we used to do
And you'll be smilin back at me (you'll be smilin back at me)

Only then will I be free
Then I will be free, so take me where you are

Link
Now baby there are times when selfishly
I wishin that you were here with me
So I can wipe the tears from your eyes and make you see

That every night when you are dreamin
I'm here to guard you from Gannondorf
And anytime I feel afraid
I'll close my eyes and dream of where you are

Both
Where you and I will breathe together
Once again we'll be fighting for freedom in Hyrule
Just like we used to do
And you'll be smilin back at me (you'll be smilin back at me)

Saria
Only then will I be free
Then I will be free,

Baby I still believe
Oh I gotta believe
I still believe
I will touch you that sweet day

That you take me there
Where you are (where you are)

Link I still believe
I gotta believe
I still believe
I'll always be waiting here
Till the day you come back in my life

Saria
That sweet day (that sweet day, yeah!)

Both
I still believe......I still believe....

Lit's "Over My Head" Spoof - by Katie

I'm in over my head...

Ganon wants to try and zap me
So he can take me down
I wish that I could get out of there
But I'm right here, right now
He's taken over Hyrule and won't get away with it
Bottled fairies are the only way that I'm still here livin'
I don't know what to do
I think that maybe...

I'm in over my head
Stuck in this fight
Somethin' he did
Makes me think that I'm in over my head
Over my head
Over my head

We've got to try and get out of here
And it couldn't be too soon
'Cause I feel the floor begin to quake
Like there's a bomb in the room
This is a place that I've never been in
Zelda shows me the way out of here 'cause
I don't know where to go
I think that maybe...

I'm in over my head
Runnin' down the steps
Somethin' he said
It makes me think that I'm in over my head
Over my head
Over my head

He's taken over Hyrule and won't get away with it
Bottled fairies are the only way that I'm still here livin'
I don't know what to do
I think that maybe...

I'm in over my head
Stuck in this fight
Somethin' he did
Makes me think that I'm in over my head
Over my head
Over my head

I'm in over my head
I'm in over my head
I'm in over my head
I'm in over my head

3 Doors Down's "Kryptonite" Spoof - by Sylvia

[NOTE: Sung by Link to Zelda.]

[ANOTHER NOTE: I couldn't figure out how to get the word "kryptonite" into this song, because if you've heard it, it obviously talks about Superman, so "kryptonite" has been replaced with "would that be right?"]

I took a walk around the land to ease Hyrule's troubled state
I left my body laying somewhere in the sands of time
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
I sometimes feel like there's nothing I can do

...Yeah...

I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
After all I knew that would have to save you
I really didn't what had happened now and then
As long as you would be my friend in the end

If I could not save Hyrule would you still think I was the man?
If I'm alive and well will you be there to hold my hand
I'll keep you by side with my goddesses' given might
Would that be right?

You called me strong, never called me weak
But gave me all your secrets I would keep
You never took for granted all the times I never let you down
You stumbled in and Ganondorf bumped your head
If not for me, you'd be dead
I picked you up and put back on your solid crown

If I could not save Hyrule would you still think I was the man?
If I'm alive and well will you be there to hold my hand
I'll keep you by side with my goddesses' given might
Would that be right?

If I could not save Hyrule would you still think I was the man?
If I'm alive and well will you be there to hold my hand
I'll keep you by side with my goddesses' given might
Would that be right?

Yeah!

If I could not save Hyrule would you still think I was the man?
If I'm alive and well will you be there to hold my hand
I'll keep you by side with my goddesses' given might
Would that be right?

Britney Spears "Lucky" Spoof - by Kaos

--Sung by Link--

Zelda: this is the story of a hero who is unlucky.

Early morning,
I try sleeping in,
Knock, knock, knock on the door.
It's darned Ruto
Some stupid smile
And you shove and complain about staying more.
Oh no

Why did we get engaged?
I wish that your mind had changed
And I say:
I'm unlucky
I dont feel like a star
And I try, try, try
In my freaky life to just;
Kill you princess,
But you promised you'd get me a car,
So I have lots o'
Fears comin' back.

I lay a minute
In a cool dream.
But you just had to call and wake me up.
And the world is spinnin'
And I feel like I'm losin'.
Please tell me,
When are you gonna stop.
Oh no

Why did we get engaged?
I wish that your mind had changed
And I say:
Im unlucky
I don't feel like a star
And I try, try, try
In my freaky life to just;
Kill you princess,
But you promised you'd get me a car
So I have lots o'
Fears comin' back.

Why did we get engaged?
I wish that your mind had changed

I'm so unluucky,
But I'm stiiil gonna try.
I'll run away from you Ruto
But ya promised me a car
And deres fears comin back
And I say:
I'm unlucky
I don't feel like a star
And I try, try, try
In my freaky life to just;
Kill you princess,
But you promised you'd get me a car
So I have lots o'
Fears comin' back.

And I say:
I'm so unlucky.

And I try, try, try
In my freaky life to just;
Kill you princess,
But you promised you'd get me a car
So I have lots o'
Fears comin' back.

Metallica's "Don't Tread On Me" Spoof- Don't Steal My Triforce - by The Dragon Keeper

--Sung by Link--

Liberty or death, as we so proudly said
Once you provoke my, slashing of my blade
Never begins it, never, but once engaged
Never surrenders, showing the pains of rage

(Chorus): Don't steal my Triforce

So be it
Threaten no more
To secure me is to prepare for war
So be it
Settle the score
Blast me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...

(Chorus): Don't steal my Triforce

Kill it or leave it, me with the deadly sword
Quick as the blue light, shot as the lightning strike
Shining with brightness, always on serveillance
The light, it never fades, emblem of vigilance

(Chorus): Don't steal my Triforce

So be it
Threaten no more
To secure me is to prepare for war
So be it
Settle the score
Blast me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...

(Chorus): Don't steal my Triforce

So be it
Threaten no more
To secure me is to prepare for war
So be it
Settle the score
Blast me for the words that you'll hear evermore...
Libery or death, what we so proudly said
Once you provoke my, slashing of my blade

So be it
Threaten no more
To secure me is to prepare for war
So be it
Settle the score
Blast me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...

(Chorus & Link): Don't steal my Triforce

Leonard Nimoy's ( Mr spock) Bilbo Baggins song spoof: The Ballad of Link - by Luke Wholey

In the Middle of Hyrule, in the realm of forest
lives a brave little Kokiri whom we all admire.
With his long green hat,  big pointy ears,
he lives in a tree-house and everybody knows him as:

Link, Link,Link, Link, - only 3 feet tall...
Link, Link, Link, Link-The bravest little Kokiri of them all...

Now, Kokiri are peace-lovin' folks, you know,
they're never in a hurry and they take things slow.
They don't like to wander away from home,
they just like to eat and be left alone -
but one day Link was asked to go
on a big adventure to the world beyond
to help  rescue a princess who holds a power of get gold
which was stolen by a man when Link was o-old.

Link, Link, Link, Link - only 3 feet tall...
Link, Link, Link, Link - The bravest little Kokiri of them all...
Well, he fought with the Stalfos!
He battled a Moblin!
He slaughtered a dragon!
A magic sword he welds!
He was chased by Wolfos,
lost in the woods,
escaped with the princess from the crumbling tow-er!

Link - Link,Link,Link - He's the bravest little hobbit of them all

Now he's back in his home in the realm of Forest -
that brave little Kokiri whom we all admire -
just sittin' on a Fairy who just wouldn't shut up,
getting drunk on milk in his tree Ho-use -
Link, Link, Link, Link, - He's only 3 feet tall...
Link, Link, Link,Link ,The bravest little Kokiri of them all
Link, Link, Link,Link , The bravest little Kokiri of them all!

Spoof of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit": Smells Like Hyrule Spirit - by phspopular

Sung by: A fellow male Hylian!

V1: Get out your swords. Bring your friends in green tights to fight Ganon...
With your faries, they'll heal and help you for not even one ruppee...

ya know, ya know, ya know, ya know, yaaaaa know
ya know, ya know, ya know, ya know, yaaaaa know
ya know, ya know, ya know, ya know, yaaaaa know
ya know, ya know, ya know, ya know...

Chorus: With the sun down, it's so dangerous!
Here we are now, entertain us!
We are strong now, we are fearless!
Here we are now, entertain us!
Bring a ReDead!
And a Wolfo!
And a Big Poe!
And a Gibdo!!!! YEAH!!!!

....slash!.....slash!

V2: We beat Gohma, without a scratch. We destroyed the eggs before they hatched.
King Dodongo, wasn't so hard. We chucked bombs down his enormous throat.

ya know, ya know, ya know, ya know, yaaaaa know...
[chorus]

......slash!......slice!
[insert guitar solo here!]

V3: We've been through sooooo many battles. We hardly can count them all.
Now Ganondorf, is our very next stop! At the tower, right at the top...


ya know, ya know, ya know, ya know, yaaaaa know...

[chorus w/out the YEAH!!! :P]

Ending: Ganon die now!
Ganon die now!
Ganon die now!
Ganon die now!
Ganon die now!
Ganon die now!
Ganon die now!
Ganon die now!
Ganon diiiiiiiiiie noooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoof of Sublime's 'What I Got': Save The World - by phspopular

Sung by: Link of course :-D

V1: Early in the mornin', while the sun still is asleep,
I strap on my ole green tights and I got boots on my feet! (De-be-de-be-de!)
I've got to find a reason, a reason why things went wrong.
I've got to find a reason why my ruppees are gone!
I got an ocarina, all shiny and white.
I can play these songs that take me back through time!

Duh dum dum... *whistles* Do duh do do do do be do do dum....

Life is so short, cuz ya might just live or you might be killed.
Never had I ever had to go back to my home!
Never had to use my old trusty Master Sword!
I have to solve these problems during every 3 days!
Never had to eat or sleep or take a break anyways!
Life is what I got. It's in within my reach as I go to a temple to battle
the next beast. If you get in my way, you will get what you deserve!
Just try me, you're gonna get hurt!
Weapons I got, that will poke your eye out!
Not so tough? Oh why not?!

I can-nuh, save the world. (Just remember that)
I can-nuh, save the world. (And remember that)
I can-nuh, save the world. (I said remember that)
I can-nuh, save the world.

V2: I don't cry when my horse runs away. I don't get angry for the stuff I have to pay.
I don't get angry if my fairy's stubborn. I can just drag her along anywhere.
If I have to face a million bad guys, I can find a way to just stay alive.
Then maybe my normal life will come back to meeeee....

[short break from singin]

I can-nuh, save the world. (Just remember that)
I can-nuh, save the world. (And remember that)
I can-nuh, save the world. (I said remember that)
I can-nuh, save the world. the world, the world...

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