Limp Bizkit's "Show Me What You Got" Spoof - by Sylvia and Kate

[NOTE: This song was quite a challenge because the singer of Limp Bizkit (Fred Durst) makes a shout out to all the places on tour the band went to and then thanks people and stuff, so...]

[ANOTHER NOTE: This is sung by Link.]

[YET ANOTHER NOTE: The line "Down in the Shadow I defeated Bongo Bongo" is a big change from the orginal line "In Cincinatti the girls call me Daddy."]

[OH GOD, NOT ANOTHER NOTE: "Get the hell up" kinda censors "Get the f*ck up."]

Where you at Stalfos? Skulltulas and Beamos? Anubis, Armos, Baby Dodongo, all those Blue Tektite
Where you at Big Poes, Dark Link, Wolfos, Dodongos, Gerudos, and Gibdos
I left my tunic and sheild in a Like Like there
Got lost in the Water Temple lookin' for that stupid medallion
Met a big-ass Iron Knuckle in the Spirit Temple
I don't need a tissue when I leave behind Jabu-Jabu
I get silly when I battle Biri
The Link commitee is up in Goron City
Never know what I'm for when battling a Floormaster
Hard rocks don't break without a Megaton Hammer
Down in the Shadow I defeated Bongo Bongo and I don't what I was thinkin'
when that boat in the Shadow Temple started sinkin'
Found my lucky coin after I got my card to join and spit on a boy named Xena
getting out of a boss's arena
I got the swing using that fairy thing
Moblins and Octoroks were blowin' when we're turnin' over the hourglass
Mad Scrub, Morpha, Leevers, Keese, King Dodongo, Gohma, Twinrova, Flare Dancer, Frezzard, Business Scrub, Redeads, Bigocto, Barinade, what can I say? I can't name 'em all, so somebody, anybody, everybody, get the hell up!

Who's hot, who's not, who's hot, who's not... Who? WHO?!... Who's hot, who's not, who's hot, who's not... Hey baddies!... Who's hot, who's not, who's hot, who's not... Who? WHO?!... Who's hot, who's not, who's hot, who's not...

I can't help but to believe in these friends, the land that I "toured", and the places that I've been
I thank the goddesses, the Deku Tree (my stand-in Dad) Saria, for the love I feel inside
King Zora, the fat-ass king, without him I wouldn't be able to study Jabu-Jabu's digestive track
And without "Sheik" I wouldn't be in the know, and if that was really so,
then this quest would be real slow
To Kakariko, you always got my back
Daurnia for the brotherly love and the Goron hugs you slapped back
My "brother" Kaepora Gaepora, my man Rauru the great, he brought the quest to the plate, but it didn't sound so great
Nabooru my Gerudo "man", if she can't beat it up, then nobody can!
Zelda of the Royal clan, her paycheck was nothing, but with the world depending on me, her help really did make the record
Ruto, crazy ass cracker
Impa, I guess being a sage really did get to your brain
Ganondorf Dragmire for actin' like a fool
And all of the enemies for the battles that were cool
I'm so thankful, for the quest of mine, the people I forgot to thank, I will some other time
Now I just want, somebody, anybody, everybody, get the hell up!

Who's hot, who's not, who's hot, who's not... Who? WHO?!... Who's hot, who's not, who's hot, who's not...Hey baddies!... Who's hot, who's not, who's hot, who's not... Who? WHO?!... Who's hot, who's not, who's hot, who's not...

I've been around this land and then some, dum ditty dum kid, where you comin' from?...
I went from Kokiri Forest to savin' all the sages...
Outrageous time left my mind, and soon became contagious...
A hero sent out to do these habits, I am, I see my sword and I grab it, scary ain't it?...
Comin' raw with no correction, savin' on perfection, for what I do with my dead enemy head collections, so dream on... so dream on... so dream on... so dream on... so dream on...

Christine Aguilera's "Genie in a Bottle" Spoof: Faerie in a Bottle - by Juliet A. Singleton

You look like you're hurt and tired,
And been in lots of big fights;
Waiting for someone to help you.
You're resting under a tree, nursing the pain away,
But it would be much easier to do it my way;
Hero, hero, hero.(Hero, hero, hero.)

Oh.. oh.. ohhh.. ohhh oh... The hero I will help.
Oh.. oh.. ohhh..ohhh oh... My powers heal him well.

If you wanna be healed by me, hero, there's no price to pay.
I'm a faerie in a bottle, you gotta catch me the right way.
If you wanna be healed me, I can make your wish come true.
You gotta be hurt real badly, then my work I can do.

I'm a faerie in a bottle, hero.
Gotta catch me the right way, young boy.
I'm a faerie in a bottle, hero,
Come, come, come and let me out.

The enemy is nearby, trying to strike a blow,
One more hit and then you should let me go;
Waiting for someone who needs me.
My wings are beating at the speed of light,
A little help from me and you'll be alright;
Hero, hero, hero.(Hero, hero, hero.)

Oh.. oh.. ohhh.. ohhh oh... The hero I will help.
Oh.. oh.. ohhh..ohhh oh... My powers heal him well.

If you wanna be healed by me, hero, there's no price to pay.
I'm a faerie in a bottle, you gotta catch me the right way.
If you wanna be healed me, I can make your wish come true.
Come and set me free, hero, and I'll heal you.

I'm a faerie in a bottle, hero.
Gotta catch me the right way, young boy.
I'm a faerie in a bottle, hero,
Come, come, come and let me out.

Oh.. oh.. ohhh.. ohhh oh... The hero I will help.
Oh.. oh.. ohhh..ohhh oh... My powers heal him well.

If you wanna be healed by me, hero, there's no price to pay.
I'm a faerie in a bottle, you gotta catch me the right way.
If you wanna be healed me, I can make your wish come true.
You gotta be hurt real badly, then my work I can do.

If you wanna be healed by me, hero, there's no price to pay.
I'm a faerie in a bottle, you gotta catch me the right way.
If you wanna be healed me, I can make your wish come true.
Come and set me free, hero, and I'll heal you.

I'm a faerie in a bottle, hero,
Come, come, come and let me out.

Garbage's "The World is Not Enough" Spoof: Ganon's "Hyrule is Not Enough" - by Kirsty S. Singleton

I know how to hurt you
I know what you feel
I know what is mine
And what is to steal.

I know how to talk
And I know how to mock
Plenty will die
From wanting my lot

Hyrule is not enough
But it is such a perfect place to start
My crones
And when I'm feeling strong enough
I will take your world apart
You fools

All powerful people like me
Know how to enslave
There`s no point in ruling
If you can`t ruin more lives.

I know when to go
And I know when to kill
If I can`t have it all
Then nobody will

Hyrule is not enough
But it is such a perfect place to start
My followers
And when I'm feeling strong enough
I will take your world apart
My foes

I feel evil
And you feel scared
I feel ready
And you unprepared

Hyrule is not enough

Texas' "Black-eyed Boy" Spoof: "Blue-eyed Boy" - by Kirsty S. Singleton

No I don't lack ambition
Can't you see what I hate
That it's you, boy, who is sinking
Locked behind iron gates
You should know, you're falling into fiction
I can tell you are on, you're on some foolish mission

* I've a black eyed soul, you should know
That there's nowhere else to go
My blue eyed boy you will find
You're going back in time

You call me over-ambitious,
An evil, crabby thief
Who's obsession with the Triforce
Is a trifle over much,
But you should know, I will never fail
You're on some foolish mission for something you can never obtain

(* Repeat)

You should know, I will never fail
You're on some foolish mission for something you can never obtain

(* Repeat)

Eminem's "The Real Slimshady" Spoof - by Sylvia

[NOTE: I'm sure you've all heard "The Real Slimshady" by Eminem... Well here's "The Real Link." Sung by Link, obviously.]

(May I have your attention please?)
(May I have your attention please?)
(Will the real Link please stand up)
(May I repeat, will the real Link please stand up)
(We're gonna have a problem here...)

Y'all act like you've never seen a hero before
Jaws all on the floor, like Ganondorf Dragmire just burst through the door
Wanted to kick his ass worse than before, first he was gone but now he's back (aah!)
It's the return of the
Oh wait, no wait, you're kidding, he didn't just do what I think he did, did he?
And Navi said
Nothing, you idiot, Navi's dead, she's so annoying she's locked in my basement! (ha ha)
Loyal Gerudos love Ganondorf
Chicka chicka, Ganondorf, I'm sick of him, look at him!
Going around taking over you-know-what, killing you-know-who, yeah but he's so powerful though...
Y'all probably know I couple of screws up in my head loose
No worse what's going on in those bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on the battlefield and let loose, but can't, but it's cool for Ganondorf to kill a dead moose!
His decree is on your lips, my curses on your lips, and maybe if I'm lucky, you just might give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know who Ganondorf is
Of course they gonna know who Ganondorf is by the time they hit fourth grade, they got parents don't they?
I ain't nothin but a Hylian, well, I was really a Kokiri before the sprout told they were all wrong
But if we can re-kill dead animals and anetelopes, there's no reason why a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
Women in your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Link the Hylian
Yes I'm the real Link
All you other heros are just imitating
So won't the real Link please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
I'm Link the Hylian
Yes I'm the real Link
All you other heros are just imitating
So won't the real Link please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up

Ganondorf don't cuss in his spells to be a wrecker
Well I do, so f-ck him, and f-ck you too!
Think I give a damn about being hurt?
Half you people can't stomach me, let alone stand me
But Link, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
Why, so you guys can laugh while I stand here?
Sit me here next to Ganondorf's spears?
Maybe me and you should switch our chairs
So you can try all these enemies head first, wondering who you should kill first
Dumb enemies try to blast me off my knees, "'Ya, he's strong, but we'll get him, hee hee"
Better overthrow Ganon, one two three
And show all of Hyrule that you can't beat me (ahh)
I'm sick of all you pitiful enemies, all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us wish they could fight like me, cuss like me, not give a damn if you get hurt like me, dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me
It might be the next best thing, but not quite me

I'm Link the Hylian
Yes I'm the real Link
All you other heros are just imitating
So won't the real Link please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
I'm Link the Hylian
Yes I'm the real Link
All you other heros are just imitating
So won't the real Link please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up

I'm like headtrip to fight to
'Cause I'm only giving you things you learn from instructors inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to do that all and I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just my sword and split it a
And wether you like to admit it, I kill better then anyone out there
And you wonder how these kids eat up these stories like valiums
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin', when I'm 30
I'll be the only person going around flirtin'
Pinchin' girl's asses and jerkin' with Jergens but a whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
There could be a Link lurkin', he could be workin' for the king, spittin' on his onion rings
Going around the castle's parts, screaming I don't give a f-ck, with his confidence down, and shield up
So won't the real Link please stand up
And put all those weapons in each hand up
And proud to be outta my mind, and outta control, one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Link the Hylian
Yes I'm the real Link
All you other heros are just imitating
So won't the real Link please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
I'm Link the Hylian
Yes I'm the real Link
All you other heros are just imitating
So won't the real Link please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up

(Heh heh)
(There's a real Link in all of us)
(Let's all stand up)

Eiffel 65's "Blue (Da Be Dee)" Spoof - by Sylvia

[NOTE: I assume everyone has heard/heard of this song. In the chorus, instead of it going "da ba dee da ba di" the whole time, I decided to put a little thing where a "da ba dee da ba di" would be, but keep the two "da ba dee da ba di"'s before and after there so it still seems like the song... You'll understand when you see it...]

Yo, listen up
Here's a story about a little guy that lived in a green world And all day and all night and everything he sees is just green like him
Inside and outside
Green his house with the green little window, but a brown horse named Epona
And everything is green for him and himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nowhere else to go...

I'm green, da ba dee da ba di
I'm a Kokiri guy
da ba dee da ba di
But I'm really Hylian guy
da ba dee da ba di
I believe this quest will make me die
da ba dee da ba di
I'm green, da ba dee da ba di
I'm a Kokiri guy
da ba dee da ba di
But I'm really Hylian guy
da ba dee da ba di
I believe this quest will make me die
da ba dee da ba di

I have a green house with a green window
Green is the color all Kokiri wear
Green are the paths and all the trees are too
I have a friend named Saria, and she is green too
Green are the people here that walk around
But my horse is brown, she's tied up outside
Green are the words I say and what I think
Green are the feelings that live inside me

I'm green, da ba dee da ba di
I'm a Kokiri guy
da ba dee da ba di
But I'm really Hylian guy
da ba dee da ba di
I believe this quest will make me die
da ba dee da ba di
I'm green, da ba dee da ba di
I'm a Kokiri guy
da ba dee da ba di
But I'm really Hylian guy
da ba dee da ba di
I believe this quest will make me die
da ba dee da ba di

Inside and outside
Green his house with the green little window, but a brown horse named Epona
And everything is green for him and himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nowhere else to go...

I'm green, da ba dee da ba di
I'm a Kokiri guy
da ba dee da ba di
But I'm really Hylian guy
da ba dee da ba di
I believe this quest will make me die
da ba dee da ba di
I'm green, da ba dee da ba di
I'm a Kokiri guy
da ba dee da ba di
But I'm really Hylian guy
da ba dee da ba di
I believe this quest will make me die
da ba dee da ba di

KoRn's "Let's Get This Party Started" Spoof - by Sylvia

[NOTE: This song hasn't been released (yet) and it's really cool. It's sung by Link.]

Hyrule is crying, I've been taken to a certain place
Which I don't often mind
I start walking
And I'm transported to somewhere else in time
So I fall face down in a rut
I can't seem to get out of
Please wake me
Please give me some of me back
The age I had

Sometimes I wish Ganondorf wasn't strong like you
It doesn't matter.
Each time I wake I know he has returned
I can't handle.

Let's get this battle started
I'm sick of playing games
You make me feel insane
Why don't I just beat you?
Let's get this battle started
You make me feel insane
I want to be the one
To make Hyrule sane

Time is ticking, it makes me feel resent
With what I have inside
Constant worry surrounds me
Enemies are always out to get me
So I fall face down in a rut
I can't seem to get out of
Please wake me
Please give me some of me back
The age I had

Sometimes I wish Ganondorf wasn't strong like you
It doesn't matter.
Each time I wake I know he has returned
I can't handle

Let's get this battle started
I'm sick of playing games
You make me feel insane
Why don't I just beat you?
Let's get this battle started
You make me feel insane
I want to be the one
To make Hyrule sane

You make me feel insane
You make me feel insane
You make me feel insane
You make me feel insane
You make me feel insane
You make me feel insane

Sometimes I wish Ganondorf wasn't strong like you
It doesn't matter
Each time I wake I know he has returned
I can't handle

Let's get this battle started
I'm sick of playing games
You make me feel insane
Why don't I just beat you?
Let's get this battle started
You make me feel insane
I want to be the one
To make Hyrule sane

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