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Alanis Morissette's "Right Through You" Spoof - by Sylvia
Wait a minute Ganon
You mispronounced my objective
You didn't wait for all the information
Before you decided to fight me anyway
Wait a minute Ganon
You kind of made me more mad
You see me as a speck of dust
And you've got ego-inflated taste
I see right through you
I know right through you
I'll fight right through you
Then I'll walk right through you
You took me for a joke
You took me for a kid
You laughed at my seemingly small power
And then fought for a while
Your moves are that of a fish
You swing over my head
You tried to crash clang destroy me
But you didn't hear a darn word a said
I see right through you
I know right through you
I'll fight right through you
Then I'll walk right through you
Hello Mr. Ganon
You didn't think I'd return
You didn't think I'd show up with my magic
And this sword on my back
Now that I'm Mr. Hero
Now that I got recognition
You scan the credits for your name
You're simply the evil put to shame
I see right through you
I know right through you
I'll fight right through you
Then I'll walk right through you
Alanis Morissette's "You Learn" Spoof - by Sylvia
I recommend getting chased around by Ganon's evil minions
I recommend walking around while Kokiri gape at you
Swallow it down (What a jagged little memory)
It feels so good (Swimming in your brain)
Wait until the dust on the battlefield settles
You live you learn
You fight you learn
You chase you learn
You try you learn
You bleed you learn
You see you learn
I recommend screaming your complaints to the tyrant
To Ganon I specifically do
I recommend stop asking me stupid questions
Feel free
Throw your head down (It will blister in reality)
To the ground and hit it hard(In the rays)
You wait and see when the smoke clears
You live you learn
You fight you learn
You chase you learn
You try you learn
You bleed you learn
You see you learn
Wear yourself out (As if you were a hyperactive three-year-old)
Melt yourself down (Not literally)
The answers are just right around the bend
You live you learn
You fight you learn
You chase you learn
You try you learn
You bleed you learn
You see you learn
You defeat you learn
You deal you learn
You feel you learn
You choose you learn
You crawl you learn
You ask you learn
You live you learn
Madonna's "Vogue" Spoof: Nintendo's Song - by Juliet A. Singleton
Uhh... I know it's not all Zelda, but still cool anyway! :)
Play the game
Play the game
Nintendo
Nintendo
Look around everywhere you turn is heartache
It's everywhere that you go [look around]
You try everything you can to escape
The pain of life that you know [life that you know]
When all else fails and you long to be
Something better than you are today
I know a place where you can get away
It's called Nintendo, and here's what it's for, so
Come on, Nintendo
Get playing their brilliant games [brilliant games]
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, Nintendo
Let your fingers go with the flow [go with the flow]
You know you can do it
All you need, is your own console
So use it that's what it's for [that's what it's for]
Turn it on, for your finest entertainment
You play the games more and more [more and more]
It makes no difference if you're black or white
If you're a boy or a girl
If the game is excellent it will give you new life
You're a hero, a star, yes, that's what you are, you know it
Come on, Nintendo
Get playing their brilliant games [brilliant games]
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, Nintendo
Let your fingers go with the flow [go with the flow]
You know you can do it
Adventure's where you find it
Playing Nintendo games, don't ever quit
Addictive and they're musical
The worlds are just so beautiful
Magical, life's a ball
Just keep on playin' more and more!
Come on, Nintendo
Get playing their brilliant games [brilliant games]
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, Nintendo
Let your fingers go with the flow [go with the flow]
You know you can do it
Nintendo
Adventure's where you find it [brilliant games]
Nintendo
Adventure's where you find it [go with the flow]
Super Mario and Donkey Kong
Created back when we were young
Then came Luigi, Mario's little bro
Help save Peach from Bowser's hold
Hyrule's hero Link with faerie Spryte
Protect Zelda and Triforce from Ganon's might
Six sages and Navi too
Created for an adventure new
Fox McCloud, sci-fi hero
Joined by Slippy, Peppy, Falco
Just add Katt, Fara and Bill
Evil Andross they're out to kill
Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock
Gave the evil Team Rocket a shock
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
The title of pokemaster calls
Let's not forget Samus, female bounty hunter
Captain Falcon and his fellow F-Zero racers
Banjo and Kazooi, cute and furry
Not to mention that windbag Kirby
Ladies with an attitude
Heroes that are super cool
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Play the game, there's nothing to it
Nintendo [brilliant games]
Nintendo [Go with the flow]
Nintendo [brilliant games]
Nintendo [Go with the flow]
Oooh, you've got to
Get playing their brilliant games
Oooh, you've got to just
Let your fingers go with the flow
Oooh, you've got to
Nintendo
Madonna's "Material Girl" Spoof: Fayette's "Very Rich Girl" - by Kirsty S. Singleton
Some lords bug me
Some princes diss me
But I think they're okay
If they have an impressive title
I'll just look their way-ay
They can ignore
and they can disagree
but they can't see the light
I'm right, I'm right
Cos the prince with the wealthy kingdom is only meant for me
Cos we are living in a very rich world
and I want to be a very rich girl
you know that we are living in a very rich world
and I want to be a very rich girl
Some guys romance
some peasants can dance
that's not right with me
As soon as I find they don't have royal blood,
then I'll have to let them free-ee
Some boys cry
and some boys lie
but I won't let them get away
No way, no way
Only lords that give me gifts and let me have my way-ay
have a chance with me.
Living in a very rich world x5
Kings may come
and Lords may go
and that's alright you see
marriage will make me rich
and my mother has let that be-ee
Cos we are living in a very rich world
and I want to be a very rich girl
you know that we are living in a very rich world
and I want to be a very rich girl
Cos we are living in a very rich world
and I want to be a very rich girl
you know that we are living in a very rich world
and I want to be a very rich girl
Cos we are living in a very rich world
and I want to be a very rich girl
you know that we are living in a very rich world
and I want to be a very rich girl
Living in a very rich world x10
Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5" Spoof - by Sylvia
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody, I'll go
Please don't cry
I'll get to Ganon right away
He wants to destroy us
But really won't be able to
He'll bust like he did last time
He must be desperate if his power is so divine
I defeated Gohma, Volvagia, Morpha, Twinrova
And as I continue, you know they gettin' different
I know that you guys have wars
Let's make this fighting our special sport
All good times and we'll win and we'll play the trumpet.
A little bit of beating Gohma in my life
A little bit of beating Barinade by my side
A little bit of beating Bongo Bongo's all I need
A little bit of beating Twinrova's what I see
A little bit of beating Volvagia in the sun
A little bit of beating Phantom Ganon will be all night long
A little bit of trying to beat the real Ganon, here I am
And we get him, I'll the Royal Family's man
Enemy No. 5
Heh heh heh
Jump up and down
And slash 'em all around
Put your mind to their secret way of defeating
Get their heads on the ground
Sidestep left, and then sidestep right, jump to the front, sidestep to the side
Stab at 'em once, stab at 'em twice
And if they look defeated then you're doin' it right
A little bit of beating Gohma in my life
A little bit of beating Barinade by my side
A little bit of beating Bongo Bongo's all I need
A little bit of beating Twinrova's what I see
A little bit of beating Volvagia in the sun
A little bit of beating Phantom Ganon will be all night long
A little bit of trying to beat the real Ganon, here I am
And we get him, I'll the Royal Family's man
Enemy No. 5
Heh heh heh
A little bit of beating Gohma in my life
A little bit of beating Barinade by my side
A little bit of beating Bongo Bongo's all I need
A little bit of beating Twinrova's what I see
A little bit of beating Volvagia in the sun
A little bit of beating Phantom Ganon will be all night long
A little bit of trying to beat the real Ganon, here I am
And we get him, I'll the Royal Family's man
I know you want to
Defeat Ganon I know you do
He can't run, he can't hide
When we defeat him his misery will reach the sky
Enemy No. 5
Heh heh heh
Buenos Aires from the film "Evita" Spoof - by Princess Ruto
Hello, Hyrule Castle!
I'm back!
Oh, do you remember me?
I remember you!
Hello, Hyrule Castle!
Are you wondering
What your gonna get in me
Well, just a little touch of royalty!
Lemme dance in your halls
Lemme be in your courtyard again.
Lemme sit on your throne
Lemme prance down the ballroom floor!
All I want is to become your queen
Tell ol Ganon this is where I'm staying!
Hello, Hyrule Castle!
Are you wondering
What your gonna get in me
Well, just a little touch of
Just a little touch of
Just a little touch of royalty!
Led Zeppelin's "Dancing Days" Spoof - by Acid
triforce days are here again as the summer evenings grow
I got my wisdow, I got my power, I got my courage to show
*CHORUS
Oh Gannon! Alright, I'll fight you tonight
Collect the triforce parts
You are the only, the one and only, one that will steal all the parts
Crazy ways are evident, In the way that you kidnap my hoe
Sippin' booze is precedent as the evening monsters roam.
CHORUS
I told twinrova I'd break your bones but I didn't tell her you got a scar
I saw a dodongo he was standing alone with a big bomb in his jaw.
CHORUS
Triforce days are here again as the summer evenings grow
You have no wisdom you have no power
I hold the courage stone
CHORUS
The Police "Roxanne" Spoof - by Acid
Zelda, you don't have to hide from the night life
Those days are over
You don't have to hide away into the night
Zelda, go put on that special dress tonight
Walk the streets with money
play with bombchus, don't live a life of fright
Zelda, you don't have to hide from the night life
Zelda, you don't have to hide from the night life
hide from the night life, hide from the night life
hide from the night life, hide from the night life
hide from the night life, oh
I loved you since I knew ya
I went and fought just for ya
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with ganondorf
I know my mind is made up
So go put on your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again were now safe, babe
Zelda, you don't have to hide from the night life
Zelda, you don't have to hide from the night life
you don't have to hide from the night life
hide from the night life, hide from the night life
Britney Spear's "Born to Make You Happy" Spoof - by Sylvia
I'm sitting here alone up in my home
And thinking about the times that I've been through (all my life)
I'm looking at my sword in my hand
Trying my best to understand
I really want to know why Ganon does wrong
With a land that's really strong
If I could fix this all in one night
I know that I would be all right
I have to live with this quest
I was born to save Hyrule
'Cause it's my only mission in my heart
I was born to save Hyrule
Always and forvere this quest is to me
That's the way my life will be
I don't know a life like this one
I was born to save Hyrule
I know a fool may replace me when I'm gone
I better not give up and carry on (all my life)
'Cause living in a dream that Ganon won't break free
Is not the way my life should be
I don't want to cry a tear for anyone, not even you
So forgive me if I do
If I could fix this all in one night
I know that I would be all right
I have to live with this quest
I was born to save Hyrule
'Cause it's my only mission in my heart
I was born to save Hyrule
Always and forvere this quest is to me
That's the way my life will be
I don't know a life like this one
I was born to save Hyrule
I'd do anything, to not give up my world
I'd wait forever, but Ganon can't even hurt one girl
Just call out my name, and I will be there
Just to show you how much I care
I have to live with this quest
I was born to save Hyrule
'Cause it's my only mission in my heart
I was born to save Hyrule
Always and forver this quest is to me
That's the way my life will be
I don't know a life like this one
I was born to save Hyrule
