Savage Garden's "Santa Monica" Spoof - by Sylvia

In Hyrule Castle, at any time,
The lazy guards too undemanding,
I quietly walk around them.
In Hyrule Castle, you can get your water from,
The moat if you really want to,
Where the royalty dress just so.
Beauty so unavoidable, everywhere you turn it's there.
I sit and wonder, what am I doing here?

But on the ocarina I am anyone
I am anything I want to be,
I could be a room remodler, or Ganondorf Dragmire,
And you wouldn't know the difference, or would you?

In Hyrule Castle, everyone's got modern names
like Zelda or Harkinian
And really odd clothes too,
In Hyrule Castle, on the path to the castle,
You'll have to dodge those bumbling guards,
Or you'll get thrown out.
I never felt so lonely,
So out of place,
I never wanted something more than this.

But on the ocarina I am anyone
I am anything I want to be,
I could be a room remodler, or Ganondorf Dragmire,
And you wouldn't know the difference,
On the ocarina, I am any height
And any age
I want to be.
I could be a Zora swimmer, a Goron spitter
And you wouldn't the difference,
Or would you?

Madonna's "The Power Of Good-Bye" Spoof - by Sylvia

I gotta save Hryule
So I must go
The realm seal has been broken... I hope I'll come home
His freedom has come, I wanna say no,
But entrapment will come if I just let go

A simple lesson
You have to learn
One simple fortress will eventually burn
Pain is a warning that something's wrong
I pray that pain will soon be gone

There's nothing left to try
There's no place left to hide
There's no greater power then power of this goodbye...

I must save Hryule
So I must go
The realm seal was broken... I hope I'll come home
This is a leasson, you must learn
One simple fortress...

There's nothing left to try
There's no place left to hide
There's no greater power then power of this goodbye...

There's nothing left to lose
Not one more person can receive a bruise
There's no greater power then the power of this goodbye...

Learn to say goodbye...
I'm sad to say goodbye...

The Beatles "Love Me Do" Spoof: Love Me Link - by Cameron Tidd

Love, love me Link!
You know I love food,
I'll always be true,
So plee ee ee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease,
Love me Link,
Ohhhhhh
Love me Link,

I hate Ganondorf
His guts are so cheap
He really is a creep
So plee ee ee eeeeeeaaaaaaassseeeeee....
Love me Link,
Whoahhhhh,
Love me Link

Someone to love,
somebody new,
Someone to hate,
encrusted filth.

Love, love me Link!
You know I hate dirt!
I hate Ganondorf
So plee ee ee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease,
Keep me away from him,
Whoaaaaahhh
Please do,
Yeahhhh, he's stupid!
Whoaaahhhh
Love me Link
Yeah Love me Link
Whoahhh
Love me Link
Yeah

Limp Bizkit's "Re-arranged" Spoof - by Sylvia

:::Sung by Link to Zelda (But it's kinda bashing Zelda).:::

Lately I've been skeptical
Silent when I would speak
Distant from all around me who want to me to save their ground
Life is overwhelming
Heavy is the head of the man with the evil crown
I'm kinda upset I make you disappointed when I do fall down

But you don't understand when I'm attempting to explain
Because you know I might die on my quest and I guess things will never change
But you might need my hand when you fall into Ganon's hole
Your pleading eyes uncomfortable I wanna just rest and lead a normal life

You... and me... I'm tired of saving Hyrule... re-arranged...

It seems you aren't much impressed
There's too much to worry about
With Hyrule in stake and all
I imagine that's what it is without a doubt
But life is overwhelming
Heavy is the head of the man with the evil crown
I'm kinda upset I make you disappointed when I do fall down

But you don't understand when I'm attempting to explain
Because you know I might die on my quest and I guess things will never change
But you might need my hand when fall you into Ganon's hole
Your pleading eyes uncomfortable I wanna just rest and lead a normal life

You... and me... I'm tired of saving Hyrule... re-arranged...

You don't understand me
I'll thank the godesses when it's over

You make believe
Nothing is wrong until you're crying
You make believe
Hyrule's okay until it's dying
You make believe
Nothing is wrong until you're crying, crying on me
You make believe
Hyrule's okay until it's dying, dying on me

You think I'll always reply the same way
I don't think I could ever answer you right
Until my quest is over
I won't be the same
(You ruin my days, and you didn't stop annoying me)

The Beatles "Thank You Girl" Spoof: Thank You Ganon - by Cameron Tidd

Oh
Oh
You
You destroyed the cast'
'Le and you wrecked
All our hearts,
And
You 'stroyed our world
And killed quite a few
And all I gotta do,
Is thank you Gan'n!
Thank you Gan'n!

You
hung people up,
shot arrows at
them and, ran
And
you punched them up,
robbed them clean,
And you wrecked our pe'ple.
And all I gotta do,
Is thank you Gan'n
Thank you Gan'n!

Thank you Gan'n for destroying them the
Way that you do,
(Way that you do)
And everything you did was so good be true,
(Good to be true)
And all I've gotta do is
Thank you Gan'n,
Thank you Gan'n!

Oh!
Oh!
You,
You ate people
For dinner
And killed my Link.
You,
Destroyed my land,
Killed everyone,
'Vr'ybody 'cept me.
And all I gotta do
Is thank you Gan'n!
Thank you Gan'n.

Oh!
Oh!
Oh!

Oh!
Oh!

Limp Bizkit's "Don't Go Off Wandering" Spoof - by Sylvia

Everyday is nothin' but stress to me
Constantly dwellin' on how you got the best of me
Wanna know something I can't beleive the way you keep attacking me and mentally ruining me
But would you think any better of me if I admitted you were ruining me
You would think any less of me if I said I really cared about my land
Of course you would because you want only things you can't have
As for me I'm stuck with the job of saving my land

Because you don't feel nothing at all
Sympathy is alien to you, nothin at all...

Maybe there's more to my life then it seems
I'm constantly running away with reality chasing beings
Wanna know something I can't beleive
Just how much misery comes with being hero-ly
Do you think more of me now that Hyrule's good ones are gone
Look at me because they're all gone
Sometimes it seems I don't do anything right
And that's why you escaped from me

Because you don't feel nothing at all
Sympathy is alien to you, nothin at all...

You need nothing from me now
But you still think I'm in your way now
But I wish you would stop all this destroying now
I insist you come in my shoes now
You said you would destroy me
You said
You said

Because you don't feel nothing at all
Sympathy is alien to you, nothin at all...

The Offspring's "Why Don't You Get A Job?" Spoof - by Sylvia

:::About Ganon.:::

I got an enemy
Man, I hate that guy
He tells me every time he goes frees
He says, "Let's see you try to defeat me
In the most dramatic way you can

He sits on his butt
Using magic to create a muck
To make Hyrule his evil wasteland
But he wants more power so he can have more pride
Well, I gotta get some courage
And I gotta say

I will go, I will fight ya, oh yeah
Why don't you give it up
Say I will, with all the thrill, oh yeah
Why don't you give it up

I guess all this land and power, well it isn't enough
To keep his pride okay every day
I guess all this land and power, well it isn't enough
'Cause his ego's got a lotta space

I will go, I will fight ya, oh yeah
Why don't you give it up
Say I will, with all the thrill, oh yeah
Why don't you give it up

Well I guess it ain't easy trying to get it all
But hey man freebies just don't come along every day

Let me tell you more now

I got an enemy

Twelve Days of Christmas Spoof: "12 Days in Hyrule" - by JC

On my first day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
A sword that could turn back time.

On my second day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.

On my third day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.

On my fourth day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.

On my fifth day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
FIVE SINGING FROGS!!!!!
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.

On my sixth day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Six songs for warping
FIVE SINGING FROGS!!!!!
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.

On my seventh day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Seven Sages chanting
Six songs for warping
FIVE SINGING FROGS!!!!!
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.

On my eighth day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Eight Gorons rolling
Seven Sages chanting
Six songs for warping
FIVE SINGING FROGS!!!!!
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.

On my ninth day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Nine fairies healing
Eight Gorons rolling
Seven Sages chanting
Six songs for warping
FIVE SINGING FROGS!!!!!
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.

On my tenth day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Ten Big Poes haunting
Nine fairies healing
Eight Gorons rolling
Seven Sages chanting
Six songs for warping
FIVE SINGING FROGS!!!!!
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.

On my eleventh day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Eleven Tektites bouncing
Ten Big Poes haunting
Nine fairies healing
Eight Gorons rolling
Seven Sages chanting
Six songs for warping
FIVE SINGING FROGS!!!!!
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.

On my twelfth day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Twelve Moblins snarling
Eleven Tektites bouncing
Ten Big Poes haunting
Nine fairies healing
Eight Gorons rolling
Seven Sages chanting
Six songs for warping
FIVE SINGING FROGS!!!!!
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
AND A SWORD THAT COULD TURN BACK TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!!!!

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