Dumb Goron Jokes
- by Princess Ruto
Q: How do you make a Goron go insane?
A: Give one a bag of M&M's and tell him to alphabetise them!
Q: What do you get when you have 50 Gorons lined up ear-to-ear?
A: A windy tunnel.
Zelda, Link, and a Goron were stranded on a desert island, and they saw the land of Hyrule 25 miles in the
distance. Well, Link decided to try to swim back for help. He swam 15 miles, then drowned. Then Zelda gave it
a try. She swam 20 miles, then drowned. It was up to the Goron now to get back to Hyrule, so he swam 24 3/4
miles, then said;
"I'm sooooo tired! I guess I better go back!"
Q: What do you get with 200 Gorons in the same room?
A: An IQ of 50.
Darunia walked into a pizza parlour, and ordered his fave pizza. The waiter asked if he would like it cut into
4 or 8 pieces, and Darunia answered;
"4 please. I could never eat 8."
Q: What do you get when you cross Link's fairy friend with a swamp reptile?
A: A Navi-gator!
Ingo is so cheap, his wallet has an unlisted pocket in it.
Q: What's the difference between Goht and an eggplant?
A: About three IQ points.
I once met a hylian who was so old, he sat behind Din in the third grade!
I once met a guy who was so dumb, he spent two years in Ikana canyon, trying to find its wildlife. (Ikana canyon has no life)
Ganon is so ugly, when he stuck his head out the window, he got arrested for mooning.
So, Link and Zelda are walking along and they come across a hole so deep that when they throw a rock in, it doesn't make
a noise. So they find a BIG rock and they throw it in and still no noise. So, finally, they find a railroad tie and heave it
into the hole and still no noise. Then, the strangest thing happens. A goat comes racing at thirty miles an hour and dives
headfirst into the hole. Still a little shocked at what happened, they get startled as Malon comes along and asks, "Hey,
have you two seen my goat?" "Well," Zelda says, "We saw one goat and it dove into this hole." Malon then says, "No.
That's not mine. My goat was tied to a railroad tie."
Hyrulian "Here's your sign" joke - by firstname.lastname@example.org
Link was on his way to slay Ganondorf, when Zelda asked,
"Are you going to kill ganon with the Master Sword?"
and Link says, "No, I'm gonna use my mirror shield to show how UGLY he is.".......Here's your sign.
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