Now first off Link, are you hearing me?
Sit up straight at the table.
No slurping the soup that is a big no-no.
Salad fork for salad, regular fork for everything else.
Link, get your elbows off the table and please sit up straight.
Do not play tunes on the glasses of water that is very annoying.
Link, the idea of dinner is some talk not just shoveling food down your throat.
Now if you can handle all that you will look somewhat like royalty.
If you can’t behave I have tickets for the opera.
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