---Link fights Ganondorf, scene 1, take 1!---

 

Ganondorf: These toys are too much for you! I command you return them to me!

Navi: Link, I can’t help you! The waves of evil are too strong! I can’t even get close! Sorry!

Link: Oh, cra... uh, I mean crud!

(Ganondorf and Link fight)

Link: Aaaaarrrrgh! My ar**!

Navi: Oi! No rude words!

Link: Shut up!

Navi: No!

Link: (Punches Navi)

(Ganondorf hits Link while he argues with navi)

Link: Aaaaarrrrgh! (gets hit again on the floor, health hits zero)

Link: (In last breath, bottles Navi)

Navi: Nooooooo!

Link: (Gets healed) Ha ha! (That was to Navi)

(Ganondorf shoots at Link again)

Link: Hyyaaar! (Deflects lightning ball thingy and hits Ganondorf)

Ganondorf: Oh, sh**!

Director: CUT!!! Ganondorf, you can’t swear in this game! Think what the parents will say???

 

---Link fights Ganondorf, scene 1, take 2!---

 

Ganondorf: These toys are too much for you! I command you return them to me!

Navi: Link, I can’t help you! The waves of evil are too strong! I can’t even get close! Sorry!­

Link: Do we have to do this bit again?

All except Link: Okay!

(Ganondorf shoots at Link again)

Link: Hyyaaar! (Deflects lightning ball thingy and hits Ganondorf)

Ganondorf: Oh, sh**!

 

---Link fights Ganondorf, scene 1, take 25!---

 

Ganondorf: These toys are too much for you! I command you return them to me!

Navi: Link, I can’t help you! The waves of evil are too strong! I can’t even get close! Sorry!

Link: Do we have to do this bit again?

All except Link: Okay¡!

(Ganondorf shoots at Link again)

Link: Hyyaaar! (Deflects lightning ball thingy and hits Ganondorf)

Ganondorf: Oh, sh**!

 

---Link fights Ganondorf, scene 1, take 50!---

 

Ganondorf: These toys are too much for you! I command you return them to me!

Navi: Link, I can’t help you! The waves of evil are too strong! I can’t even get close! Sorry!

Link: Do we have to do this bit again?

All except Link: Okay!­

(Ganondorf shoots at Link again)

Link: Hyyaaar! (Deflects lightning ball thingy and hits Ganondorf)

Ganondorf: Oh, sh - sh - sh - sugar!

(Link shoots light arrow into Ganondorf)

(Mario enters and kills Ganondorf)

Director: CUT!!! Mario, you’re in stage two, not one! Oh, great! You’ve just killed our only Ganondorf actor! What do we do now???

 

---Ten minutes later---

 

(A very short Ganondorf with Mario’s voice and face appears)

Link: (Stabs *Ganondorf*) Yaaaaaaay! I won!

 

---The End---

 

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