---Link fights Ganondorf, scene 1, take 1!---
Ganondorf: These toys are too much for you! I command you return them to me!
Navi: Link, I can’t help you! The waves of evil are too strong! I can’t even get close! Sorry!
Link: Oh, cra... uh, I mean crud!
(Ganondorf and Link fight)
Link: Aaaaarrrrgh! My ar**!
Navi: Oi! No rude words!
Link: Shut up!
Navi: No!
Link: (Punches Navi)
(Ganondorf hits Link while he argues with navi)
Link: Aaaaarrrrgh! (gets hit again on the floor, health hits zero)
Link: (In last breath, bottles Navi)
Navi: Nooooooo!
Link: (Gets healed) Ha ha! (That was to Navi)
(Ganondorf shoots at Link again)
Link: Hyyaaar! (Deflects lightning ball thingy and hits Ganondorf)
Ganondorf: Oh, sh**!
Director: CUT!!! Ganondorf, you can’t swear in this game! Think what the parents will say???
---Link fights Ganondorf, scene 1, take 2!---
Ganondorf: These toys are too much for you! I command you return them to me!
Navi: Link, I can’t help you! The waves of evil are too strong! I can’t even get close! Sorry!
Link: Do we have to do this bit again?
All except Link: Okay!
(Ganondorf shoots at Link again)
Link: Hyyaaar! (Deflects lightning ball thingy and hits Ganondorf)
Ganondorf: Oh, sh**!
---Link fights Ganondorf, scene 1, take 25!---
Ganondorf: These toys are too much for you! I command you return them to me!
Navi: Link, I can’t help you! The waves of evil are too strong! I can’t even get close! Sorry!
Link: Do we have to do this bit again?
All except Link: Okay¡!
(Ganondorf shoots at Link again)
Link: Hyyaaar! (Deflects lightning ball thingy and hits Ganondorf)
Ganondorf: Oh, sh**!
---Link fights Ganondorf, scene 1, take 50!---
Ganondorf: These toys are too much for you! I command you return them to me!
Navi: Link, I can’t help you! The waves of evil are too strong! I can’t even get close! Sorry!
Link: Do we have to do this bit again?
All except Link: Okay!
(Ganondorf shoots at Link again)
Link: Hyyaaar! (Deflects lightning ball thingy and hits Ganondorf)
Ganondorf: Oh, sh - sh - sh - sugar!
(Link shoots light arrow into Ganondorf)
(Mario enters and kills Ganondorf)
Director: CUT!!! Mario, you’re in stage two, not one! Oh, great! You’ve just killed our only Ganondorf actor! What do we do now???
---Ten minutes later---
(A very short Ganondorf with Mario’s voice and face appears)
Link: (Stabs *Ganondorf*) Yaaaaaaay! I won!
---The End---
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