Link and His Randomness!

One day, Link was sitting under a tree, lying in the sun...When all of a sudden, a cute squirrel jumps onto the ground, slightly bashing its face into the ground (stupid squirrel's ¬_¬) Suddenly, it decided to speak to Link, with an important message!! DUN DUN DUN!!! It uttered these wise wordsā€¦
"Link, you are in grave danger! Gannondorf's evil, dark piece of paper plans to rule Hyrule! But, armed with these sacred weapons, you should be able to defeat him!!!ā€¯ (Squirrel hands Link a pencil and rubber) Link looks slightly confused with this strange event (but wouldn't we all if a squirrel talked? YAY SQUIRRELS AND PAPER!) So! Anyway, before I was distracted _ AGAIN! Link set off on a meaningless journey to crudely draw on this paper to destroy its papery goodness! Yum! When Link reached the paper mache house of destruction! MWHAHA =D He quickly prepared his rubber and pencil! He quickly tackled the cardboard guards then reached the evil paper! It quickly spoke
"Link, I have been expecting you" The paper replied
"PREPARE FOR THE WORST PENCIL DRAWING OF YOUR LIFE!!!"
Link hastily tortured the paper by crunching it into a ball and ripping the sides off =D Then he drew...eh, I dunno...a fairy princess??? Ooooookay...so anyway, he drew a princess that magically fluttered across the page, destroying and traces of eeeeeeeeeeevil!!! Then, he had a tea party with hamster! Woooooooo, what a great time, huh? (And yes, I am a hamster) IT WAS RANDOMNESS PEOPLE!! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!? ¬_¬